Shoe

Hey there little shoe! How in the world did you get on my back wall?! I would love to give you a home but you are just way too big! I mean it's not like you aren't cute or anything but you don't have a match, you are so dirty and I just cleaned my house. I am so sorry but you are just going to have to find your true owner! Try a couple of houses down. :) But I have to ask, why our house? Why choose our wall to perch on? We don't have much to offer...
I must say though, I am quite flattered you chose our wall! Thanks for finding the good in us and our little home. By now you are gone and moved on to, hopefully, your rightful owner but thanks for stopping by. We will miss you watching over our back fence possibly keeping the birds from pooping on it.

I chuckled every time I walked by. Thanks for the laughs (mostly laughs), the memories, and most of all for just being there even during wind storms! ha

Good times, good times.